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• If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports.
• We are, because God is.
• God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place. -- Dr J D McCoughey
• Hi, I'm Larry King. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
  .. -- Bible-on-cassette, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• O gracious God! how far have we Profan'd thy heavenly gift of poesy!
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Elegy on Mrs. Killegrew, Line 56...
• If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
• If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.