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Hi, I'm Larry King. In The Beginning, God Created The Heaven And The Earth.
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Hi, I'm Larry King.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth...
-- Bible-on-cassette, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish,
Blue Fish"
Related:
lest I come and smite the earth with a curse. Well, that's it.
Old Fred [?] is standing by, we'll get some coffee, we'll get some matzo-ball soup....
Hm. Friday night. Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone and God's library somewhere in heaven.
.. -- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...