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If We Pay Dogfood Salespeople More Than We Do Teachers, We Should Not Be Surprised If Our Dogs Eat Like Kids, And Our Kids End Up Reading Like Dogs.
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"If we pay dogfood salespeople more than we do teachers, we should not
be surprised if our dogs eat like kids, and our kids end up reading
like dogs."
-- MR KR COMAN bakc@giraffe.ru.ac.za
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