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• After many years of study, scientists have determined that dogs bark just for the hell of it.
  -- Smithsonia...
• If worms carried 45's, what would the early bird do??
• I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures.
  They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur....
• The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart, see, they bark at me.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act iii, Sc. 6...
• If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?