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If You Are A Burglar, Then We're Probably At Home Cleaning Our Weapons Right Now And Can't Come To The Phone.
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If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our
weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we
probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone.
When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone....
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now.
However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you....
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out.
When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about....
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner.
Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...
Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight?
Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world!...
WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....