If You Are A Burglar, Then We're Probably At Home Cleaning Our Weapons Right Now And Can't Come To The Phone.

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If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our
weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we
probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller

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