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Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However,
if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message....
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out.
When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about....
Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone.
When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone....
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
Answering machine message My answering machine now has the new AT&T incoming phone caller I.
D. digital print-out. So leave a message or I'll know you hung up on my machine......
We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice....
Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...