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• The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it. -- Ed Howe
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
• You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
• Talk to me. Make believe I'm your bartender.
• Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there. [hands Homer a megaphone] But don't put your lips on it or anything.
  -- "Homer Alone...
• The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• Your boss is thinking about you.