Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
If You Can't Find Your Glasses, It's Probably Because You Don't Have Them On.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
If you can't find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
Related:
If you can't find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION
#6 What to do... if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard?...
Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
People who know you well, but like you anyway....
If you have never failed, you probably will not succeed, because even if you do, you won't know it.