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Friends, N: People Who Borrow Your Books And Set Wet Glasses On Them.
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Friends, n:
People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
People who know you well, but like you anyway.
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Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
Bart: You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom?
Because the people who wear them get beaten up....
If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
Burns: Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr.
Kissinger. Henry: It was fun. Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up....
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
Lisa: If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.
Man: Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon, it goes away....