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• In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
  -- Mark Twain, on New England weathe...
• I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather.
  I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it....
• There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather that compels the stranger's admiration -- and regret.
  The weather is always doing something there; always attending strictly to busine...
• Airline tickets have small print on them. It says, "Schedules are subject to change without notice.
  I missed my plane in Houston by fifteen minutes. And believe me, I noticed it. -- Mark Dobrie...
• Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it." -- Mark Twai
• Do right, and you will be conspicuous. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- Twain's notebook as reported by Albert Bigelow Paine, Mark Twai
  A Biography (New York: Harper and Brothers, 1912)...
• Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. -- Mark Twai
• Be good and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twai
• If you don't like the weather, move.