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• Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice. -- Will Dura
• The worst job I ever had was working in a Fotomat booth.
  I was the only one at the Christmas party. -- Mark Dobrie...
• I thought you had the plane tickets! -- Famous Last Word
• I have become me without my consent.
• If you don't like the weather in New England, wait fifteen minutes; it will change. -- Mark Twai
• Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
  I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
• I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
  They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...