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• I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
• An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. -- Don Marqui
• All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Experience...
• Early in life I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise.
  -- Malcolm X...
• Early in life I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise.
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
  I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adam...