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If You Ever Discover That What You're Seeing Is A Play Within A Play, Just Slow Down, Take A Deep Breath, And Hold On For The Ride Of Your Life.
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If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow
down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Related:
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day....
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out....