If You Ever Feel Like You're On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, Just Follow These Simple Rule

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If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown,
just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over
and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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