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• Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA.
  .. ha.. ha.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the earthquake.
  Tragic, isn't it? But, leave a message anyway, someone is sure to get it eventually....
• In the event of earthquake, duck, cover and hold.
• Kent: All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
  Homer: No way, man. No way, man! Get yourself another patsy, man....
• I was married once - in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years.
  The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate....
• I can give you a sentence with the word punctilious.
  There's a farmer with two daughters, Lizzie and Tillie....
• Synonyms govern, all right.
• All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
• An earthquake is Mother Nature's "silent" pager going off.