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If You Hadn't Nailed Him To The Perch, He'd Be Pushing Up The Daisies!
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If you hadn't nailed him to the perch,
he'd be pushing up the daisies!
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He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk!
He's ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker!...
Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be lying on the bottom of the cage.
People fall ill, grow old, and die. No matter what magnificent dawn illuminates your life, you will, in the end, be nailed up in a coffin and thrown in a pit.
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoo...
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Why Didn't Jesus go to college? Because he got nailed on the boards.
Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir.
It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! [suggestively] Tug at my fur....