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• If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name? -- Tom Wai
• Why are electrons patriotic? Because they go to the poles and volt.
• Because it's there! -- George Mowry, on why he climbed mountai
• Let's go to Stuart's house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh
• A chap was sealed in a rocket ship and shot upwards to see how high he could go.
  He was told to keep track of the altitude, so he kept counting, 20,000, 30,000, 100,000, 500,000....
• Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?
  Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand....
• Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
• Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me.
  You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while....
• Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.