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• You're so tight-assed, you can sit on a tack.
• All a biker needs is a tight paceline, a loose groove, and a warm place to sprint.
• Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.
• In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.
• It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.
• Dorothy: But how can you talk without a brain? Scarecrow
  Well, I don't know... but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking....
• If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it.
• QOTD: "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it.