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You're So Tight-assed, You Can Sit On A Tack.
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You're so tight-assed, you can sit on a tack.
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If you ride a horse, sit close and tight; if you ride a man, sit easy and light. -- Ben Frankli
SOT: Sit On a Tack
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
If you keep a tight lip, often a lot of loose talk can be prevented.
Never sit on a tack. -- Useless advice #986
There is nothing so sure to make you forgot all of your other troubles as the wearing of tight shoes.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
You are at a wide place in a very tight N/S canyon.
Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect a change in management so that they can be happier and more productive....