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If You Knew My Infinite Charm, There'd Be No Reason To Be Alarmed.
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If you knew my infinite charm, there'd be no reason to be alarmed.
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The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff....
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I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! -- D. Helme
You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.