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• Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys. Jewish Proverb
• You can't out-talk a man who knows what he's talking about. -- Hutchins' Law
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• Garlic is good for you!
• The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
• Q: What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A: A widowe
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
  The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
• What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.