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If You Need A Physician, Employ These Three: A Cheerful Mind, Rest, And A Temperate Diet.
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If you need a physician, employ these three: a cheerful mind, rest,
and a temperate diet.
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Be sober and temperate, and you will be happy. -- Benjamin Frankli
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Moses Mendlessohn having fallen ill sent for a Christian physician, who at once diagnosed the philosopher's disorder as trichinosis, but tactfully gave it another name....
You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries.
But you imprison those who employ it privately. -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1...
If at first you don't recede, DIET, DIET, again!
You have to be cheerful sometimes, you know.
Life's a bitch, and then you diet!
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.