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If At First You Don't Recede, DIET, DIET, Again!
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If at first you don't recede, DIET, DIET, again!
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Life's a bitch, and then you diet!
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
For tomorrow I diet . . .
A new diet or exercise program can be unusually beneficial for you now.
Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.
If you need a physician, employ these three: a cheerful mind, rest, and a temperate diet.
I might be fat but you are ugly and I can diet.