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• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
• I want everything; do you have it??
• I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
• I want pills, you quack!