If You Push The "extra Ice" Button On The Soft Drink Vending Machine, You Won't Get Any Ice.

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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine,
you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get
ice, but no cup.

If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice.
If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup....
You no push button I push button Baby Plucky.
If you go swimming in melted dry ice, do you get dry?
Ice skating is fine, unless you happen to be on the wrong side of the ice.
You may be redneck... if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?

If You Push The "extra Ice" Button On The Soft Drink Vending Machine, You Won't Get Any Ice.

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