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You May Be Redneck... If You're Arrested For Peeing In An Ice Machine.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
You may be redneck... if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap.
You may be redneck... if you refer to your truck as "The Love Machine.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.