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• Hmph! Seriousness. Hmph! Sobriety. A Jedi craves them not.
• Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. -- Oscar Wilde
• Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
• SMILEY :-Y a quiet aside
• There comes a time in the life of us all when we must lay aside our books or put down our tools and leave our place of work and walk forth on the road to meet the enemy face-to-face.
  Once and for all and at last. -- Edward Abbey...
• What's wrong with this country, aside from light beer, is ....
• Beverly: "O'Brien, Geordi, Worf, Wesley...my *son*!
  They have been the living, breathing backbone of this ship for over three years!...
• Oh, why do they have to put all of this crud in my newspaper.
  [tosses sections aside] "World." "The Arts." "Religion....