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I Am Professionally Trained In Computer Science, Which Is To Say (in All Seriousness) That I Am Extremely Poorly Educated.
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I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
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