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• Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny. [Marge reacts with alarm] No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
  [Marge begins to vacuum next to Homer. He is forced to yell....
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
• Homer: We don't have anything in common. [opens the record cabinet, with "Marge" and "Homer" sections] Look at these record
  Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers....
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  -- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....