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• My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
  He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
• A chronic borrower begged an old friend to lend him a hundred dollars.
  "I'll pay it back the minute I return from Chicago," he promised....
• A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
  "Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man....
• When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
  Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend....
• Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
• If you want a friend, then be a friend.
• The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• Beware of the Congressman you think is your friend.