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If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way. -- Sam Levenso
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-- Sam Levenson
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Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children. -- Sam Levenso
The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
-- Blackadder III...
Norma wants me to help her have a baby. -- Sam Beckett.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenso...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)...
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
-- Sam Levenso...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenso...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.
She must be found and stopped." -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)...
Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]...