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• Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. -- Grandpa Charnock's Law
• One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
• If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
  -- Ed Howe...
• BASIC -- A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery.
  Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch the car as soon as you can afford a new one....
• You learn from your mistakes.
• Some people have a lot of vanity. They say, "I only wear glasses when I drive.
  If you only need glasses when you drive, then drive around with a prescription windshield!...