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• If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat.
• You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
• Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
  Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
• Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
• The Hostess will seat you now.
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?
• I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
• Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.