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• Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
• Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
• Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
  .. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
• Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
  And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean!...
• Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time.
• I understand "stressed." It's "desserts" backwards.
• CCD: Choke Cough and Die
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!