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If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster. -- Clint Eastwood
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
-- Clint Eastwood
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I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead.
If you think it's going to rain, it will. -- Clint Eastwood...
Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!!.. you're not Clint Eastwood!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood in Pink Cadillac...
In this world, my friend, there are two kinds of people
hose with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig....
There must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't blow you away.
Right now I can't think of one. -- Clint Eastwood, The Rookie...
You forgot to read your fortune cookie... It says..
. you're shit out of luck. -- Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in THE DEAD POOL...
'Henry Kissinger Is Really My Father,' Admits Clint Eastwood.
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry
Sudden Impact Go Ahead. Make my day. --Clint Eastwood