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• People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.
• If you would want to know what you would be like if you lost your mind, put a tape recorder nearby and have it running when you take your second or third drink.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX-MeX" food.
• Ask not what your government can do for you, ask what it is doing to you. -- Jerome Kingsbury
• Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.
  But if there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you....
• If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's `fashionable'.
  But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that....
• If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.