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• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!
• Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
  I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
• BADLINE#2-Hey baby, you know you want to hate yourself in the morning.
• Tell all your friends to get swimming pools in case you want to visit.
  -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
  People who know you well, but like you anyway....
• AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18) You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what you want.
  Don't expect things to get any better today, either....
• If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.