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• Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
  Monica: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?...
• People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
  But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Funny, I don't remember inviting you to this conversation.
• If you say, "Would there were no wine" because of the drunkard
  hen you must say, going on by degrees, "Would there were no steel," because of the murderers, "Would there were no night," because of the thieves, "Would there were no light," because of the informers, and "Would there were no women," because of adultery....
• And to think that only this morning I mistook you for an idiot only because your views were different to mine.
  One could have a real talk with you, though perhaps it would be wiser not to....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• You people are always generalizing!
• I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egyp
  on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later....
• You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom. -- Janet Erskine Stewa