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People Think It Would Be Fun To Be A Bird Because You Could Fly.
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they
forget the negative side, which is the preening.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself.
For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head"....
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey
because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that....
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class.
It's just too rich a subject. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most?
I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though....
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size
and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there....
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures.
They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur....
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your ac
I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much....