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• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I don't. -- Cole Porte
• It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely. -- Cole Porte
• You're the Nile, You're the Tower of Pisa, You're the smile On the Mona Lisa. -- Cole Porte
• Brush up your Shakespeare, Start quoting him now, Brush up your Shakespeare And the women you will wow.
  -- Cole Porte...
• Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose .
  . . Anything goes. -- Cole Porte...
• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... ...
  and I'm all out of bubble gum." -- From THEY LIVE!...
• Some 1500 miles west of the Big Apple we find the Minneapple, a haven of tranquility in troubled times.
  It's a good town, a civilized town. A town where they still know how to get your shirts back by Thursday....
• Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
• It's a long time since I drank champagne. Anton Checkov, last word