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• I get no kick from champagne... -- Cole Porte
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I don't. -- Cole Porte
• You're the Nile, You're the Tower of Pisa, You're the smile On the Mona Lisa. -- Cole Porte
• Brush up your Shakespeare, Start quoting him now, Brush up your Shakespeare And the women you will wow.
  -- Cole Porte...
• Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose .
  . . Anything goes. -- Cole Porte...
• Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.
• He can recall the score of the Army-Navy game of '54, the electoral votes the Republicans won in the last election, and the gas mileage of the first car he ever owned.
  But he can't remember what size socks he wears, the ages of his children, or the name of that old Cole Porter number that his wife refers to as "our" song....
• Fry: "Do you have anything else for him?" Contess de la Roca
  Lovely, isn't it?" Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you....
• How to Cook a Steak: Porter House