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Brush Up Your Shakespeare, Start Quoting Him Now, Brush Up Your Shakespeare And The Women You Will Wow.
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Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now,
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
-- Cole Porter
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Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
The night is wild, but I'm in control. You gotta brush your teeth with rock and roll! -- J. Geil
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or doo
if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled- up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence....
There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can roll.
The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the strings on it ....
Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
Brush brush brush, Floss floss floss.