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• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. -- Steven Wrigh
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• There's nothing funny about a funeral. Except in the South .
  .. Southerners are naturally humorous. The funeral procession started by and everybody got quiet, put their hand over their heart, and I whispered to this ol' boy, "Who died?...
• I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked if I had any questions.
  I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?...
• I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any questio
  I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  -- Steven Wrigh...