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I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
When I was growing up my mother kept telling me we're just friends.
I tell ya I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my Dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought....
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
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I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an elevator the operator says the same thing
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