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• The offer that is "too good to be true" is also too good to be legal.
• Even though Mr. Chisel was cleared on all counts of bank fraud, the judge sentenced him to 1000 hours of community service - just in case.
  -- Marshall, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• It is good news, worthy of all acceptation; and yet not too good to be true.
  -- Mathew Henry (1662-1714) -- Commentaries, Timothy i...
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
  -- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• If it's too good to be true, it's probably a rigged demo.
  Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo....
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....
• Eerie, Indiana. The Last Testament of Marshall Teller.
  I had come to the end of the line. Hunted. Lost....
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• I had to work fast. If that writer guy wouldn't change the script, I'd have to do it myself.
  -- Marshall, "Reality Takes a Holiday", Eerie Indiana...