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• Hah. I know Tim Maroney. I've smoked pot with Tim Maroney.
  And K*nt Paul Dolan is no Tim Maroney! -- Gary Strand (gary@cgdra.ucar.edu)...
• Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. Polish Proverb
• Marge: He's an awful, awful, _awful_ man! I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters.
  Homer: That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys....
• O When the lady smiles, You know it drives me wild =`\&l
  Her lips are warm and resourcefull, (=)/(=) When the lady smiles, I cannot resist her call And as a matter of fact, I don't resist at all....
• I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands.
  Her name was "woman"....
• Life is like a clock: you can work constantly and be right all the time, or not work at all and be right at least twice a day.
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't do any good to run 'cause you're a mail-lady and you know my name and address and everything, huh?
  Postal Worker: That's right. Homer: Well.. I'm still going to run....
• When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
  She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them....
• I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
  -- Michael Flande...