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I Have A Great Memory...it's Just A Little Short.
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I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
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I have a really good memory, except it's short.
Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
-- Paula Poundstone...
With such great numbers of people making love, you just have to wonder why it is always in such short supply.
I have a photogenic memory.
I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I....
I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I....
I forgot where I left my short term memory!
John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Home...