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I Have A Friend Whose A Billionaire. He Invented Cliff's Notes.
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I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes. When
I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I...
I just... to make a long story short..."
-- Stephen Wright
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I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I....
My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912.
.. well, to make a long story short... -- Stephen Wrigh...
I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
.." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?
I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it....
Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
The Poet Whose Badness Saved His Life The most important poet in the seventeenth century was George Wither.
Alexander Pope called him "wretched Wither" and Dryden said of his verse that "if they rhymed and rattled all was well"....