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I Have A Grip On Reality, Just Not This Particular One.
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I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
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I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat.
I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality.
...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe
I didn't create reality...I'm just trapped in it!
Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE.
I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD....
Marge: Oh look, there's Bart! Wave to him! [she and Lisa do] [Bart pulls his blinds down] Mmm, maybe we should spend more time with Bart.
He's becoming isolated and weird... [in Bart's room, Bart plays Stratego and holds one red piece and one blue piece, and does the voices for each] Blue piece...
Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....