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  I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
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  I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
• I have become me without my consent.
• I have more understanding than all my teachers: for thy testimonies are my meditations.
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• I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
  Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....